![]() ![]() ![]() ✛ecause Riese’s Mom didn’t want her to be a “walking commercial,” Riese was technically barred from owning most of these t-shirts herself. You should probably tell us what stupid shirt you wore in the nineties. Big Johnsonīig Johnson t-shirts were so stupid and disgusting that we didn’t even actually wear them, but we remember the assholes who did. Co-ed Naked T-ShirtsĮverybody had just gotten boobs and figured out how to use a blow-dryer, so we really wanted to insinuate that we were having sex, even though we weren’t. The first No Fear t-shirt I remember seeing was on this dreamy boy named Aaron and it said “He Who Dies With Most Toys, Wins”³ and I thought, “that is so badass.” These were especially popular with adolescent boys unable to convey intimidation and toughness through interpersonal communication. Think of Big Dog as the cartoon dog depiction of a middle-aged white American man who listens to Toby Keith and just wants to see some hot chicks in bikinis. Tourists were really into Big Dog because Big Dog was ATTITUDE. This was the easiest way to get a lot of people to touch you in one day. We realize now that we were culturally appropriating Bums. Hard Rock Cafeīack before every town and village sported a Hard Rock Cafe and everything could be purchased on ebay, Hard Rock Cafe t-shirts were basically a way to tell everyone you knew where you’d been on vacation. It’s all about balance and saving the earth/harmony, which was very popular in the early 90’s. We also enjoyed ying-yang necklaces and posters. ![]() The only thing stupid about these shirts is that we didn’t skate. Mossimo / Stussy / Quicksilver = Skate Cultureīeing a skater or having skater friends² was a big deal because it was synonymous with anarchy and every 13 year-old is an aspiring anarchist. They were your way of telling the world, “Hey, I left my house at some point.” + 9. Gap logo tees were like souvenirs from your trip to the mall. + Top Ten Stupidest T-Shirts We¹ Wore in the Early 90s + 10. Lots of messages to send from our stomachs. It seems like we had a lot going on in the general torso region back then. The Autostraddle Encyclopedia of Lesbian Cinema.LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now. ![]()
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